A totally serious movie about serious things (and penguins).
There was a man who couldn't grin. His name was Timothy Sanguine. He wrote a movie. It's not for TV. The world is attacked by penguin(s).
Suddenly penguins appear! The hero decides to send in the planet's best explorer to discover the truth behind this phenomenon. But, He also takes a break to stare at someone while they are sleeping. This brings about an existential crisis. The penguins decide to retaliate. Suddenly, the conflict escalates. Oh, it wasn't creepy that he was staring at her. It was science! Finally, a clever plan to protect Earth from penguins is carried out. Fin
